BE A TELEVISION WRITER!

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Ò ...and bore me struggling to the offices of cbs.Ó BE A TELEVISION WRITER! EARN NO MONEY by S. J. PERELMAN. T.V. GUIDE, 3/7/64

AND A FEW SCATTERED IMAGES

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swiss family perelman "AND A FEW SCATTERED IMAGES" CUTAWAY VIEW PERELMAN's head. 9/50.

AMOK IN ASIA

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S.J. PerelmanÕS Eastward, Ha!: Amok in Asia. Travel and Leisure, Sept. 1976

ALL THE VERVE OF A DESERTED

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"HAS ALL THE VERVE OF A DESERTED AMUSEMENT PARK" FROM THE ROARING TRAFFIC'S BOOM. SWISS FAMILY PERELMAN, 12/50